What a rat this year has been so far!
Feng Shui guy Joseph Yu predicted:-
1. Hilary Clinton will be the next US President. When she sees a rat, she will scream with tears in her eyes. Women will give her their votes because they also scream when they see a rat. Men will also give her their votes because they want to protect the fair sex. (the knight in shining armour syndrom)
2. Oil prices will reach $120 a barrel - because the rats steal too much oil making the supply tight.
3. The world economy will be gloomy - more people will be as poor as a church mouse.
4. There will be serious earth quakes as the rats are more active underground disturbing the earth.
5. There will be more break-in because of the more activities of rats (Chinese call thieves "rats") .
Ok.. the rat trail continues down local.. scene
Here is my two bites of cheese worth..
1) Many old rats hv been eliminated from political race..new rats hv emerged.
2) Local rats race against financial dire straits...due to reason 2 above. Cheese has become luxury. Bread a commodity.
3) It is a 'rat eat rat' world now. Dogs hv moved on to replace rich-girls' handbags.
4) More rats will end up in old rat holes soon due to reason 3 top.
5) Rats will still multiply coz they are rats and thats what they do best. So might as well get used to the stink!
