Semi Values lives!
by TV Smith
TV Smith's Dua Sen. The politically incorrect irregular columnist combines his idiosyncratic observations and tangential commentary into a blog...
Operator: Dr PR Chong & Rakan Rakan, Spin Doctors & PR Consultants, can I help you?
Datuk Semi Value: Get Boss!
Dr PR Chong: Morning Datuk, got golf game today meh?
Datuk Semi Value: Dei Macha, I'm in deep poo poo…
Dr PR Chong: What did you do this time?
Datuk Semi Value: I said something stupid about nets…
Dr PR Chong: I thought I told you to stay away from unfamiliar subjects like nets and the Internet?
Datuk Semi Value: Dei! let me finish dah…
Datuk Semi Value: I also said that the transportation of goods to and from ports more important…
Dr PR Chong: That was brilliant!
Datuk Semi Value: Except for one thing… I didn't realised that the ports and transportation companies were closed during that period.
Dr PR Chong: I think your other mistake was giving the impression that you semi-valued the lives of half a million-road users.
Datuk Semi Value: So now how dah? Can you put a spin on this one doc?
Dr PR Chong: This one cannot spin already. Got to do damage control. Let me get your file.
Dr PR Chong: By the way, the bill for the handling of the 1995 Karak Highway landslide press conference still not settled yet…
Datuk Semi Value: Your stupid 'Act Of God' advice got me into more trouble than the landslide itself and you are chasing me for payment now?
Dr PR Chong: What did you do with all the boulders that were blasted?
Datuk Semi Value: Why?
Dr PR Chong: My brother is in the quarry business; can contra mah…
Datuk Semi Value: Aiseh man, can you not talk about that first and come out with a strategy?
Dr PR Chong: You want standard press release, standard diversion or Plan B?
Datuk Semi Value: What's Plan B dah?
Dr PR Chong: Change job.
Datuk Semi Value: To what?
Dr PR Chong: How about advisor to oil company?
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